What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Do you like high heels?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Live and Let Die

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How do you handle your mother-in-law after you heard her talking badly about you in the next room?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

How is TikTok able to censor porn?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-”Ah so!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Why do I have the impression that almost all questions about advertising the flat Earth theory come from people who don't believe in a flat Earth themselves and are just provoking?

-”She is very sexyful!”

A View to a Kill

Dr No

My son is possessed, now he has psychosis. Can someone help me?

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Raw recap & reactions: Royal chaos - Cageside Seats

From Russia With Love

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Octopussy

I told my 13-year-old daughter that she should never start a fight, but has my permission to end it. She got suspended for ending a fight that some other girl picked with her by hitting her then retreating. How do I handle the school’s response?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever